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Fourth Lokos 

A holiday taking place on the 4th of every month where celebrators each consume a Four Loko, an alcoholic beverage popular among high schoolers, college students and low 20 year olds, which was almost made illegal before the caffeine was taken out.

Another excuse for college students to get plastered on a week day.
College Sophomore: Whats the plan for Monday?
College Freshman: Taking it easy. I have my final exam the next morning and I'm on the edge of not passing
College Sophomore: bro its FOURTH LOKOS
College Freshman: oh %!#@, get me a Four Loko Gold
Fourth Lokos by teddygoodthrust February 26, 2019
The 4 Lokos of a 4 Loko Night:

1. memory wipe
2. found wandering
3. regret
4. no conequences
this is what happens when you experience the 4 lokos of a 4loko night...you drink 3 4lokos, punch a girl in the stomach, leave the party, abandon your bike somewhere and walk the opposite direction home, you lose your hat, your backpack , your bike, and wake up wondering if you traded your laptop to the cabbie that took you home. your friends slowly bring everything back to you the next day and you find your laptop in your sock drawer.
4 Lokos by booboobooooo August 21, 2010

Four Lokos 

Blackout in a can. Drink two or three and be in for a blurry night and hell in the morning. Totally worth it!
She drank 3 Four Lokos and danced naked on a table for an hour before passing out in the walk in closet.
Four Lokos by Miche7 October 20, 2010

Sad boy lokos 

Another word meaning to smoke blues, or in otherwards smoke fentanyl
Yo homy I'm feeling sick you got one one of those sad boy lokos I can get?
Sad boy lokos by Pabloinlust September 5, 2021

Four Lokos 

A Drink made for pussy ass bitches.
I’m going to go pretend like I’m getting drunk off a weak ass drink like Four Lokos.
Four Lokos by Treyverse October 8, 2020

mufasa lokos 

I’m big bro because Vivek thought mufasa lokos were real
mufasa lokos by Bigbrohuzzy December 9, 2024