One who love to work in a Box a lot and loves honey. Is afraid of getting popped by a bee and getting all wet.
Lockwood got box AGAIN?!?!
by migel June 04, 2005

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An activity between 2 or more men involving crossing or locking each others dicks with one another.
Guy 1: Why are Connor and Recordo screaming in the bathroom?

Guy 2: They are probably preforming the lockwood technique.
by stlshayne12 December 20, 2009

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1. A gay couple having sex.
2. The action of straight people shaking hands.
1.

Gay guy 1: Hey man, wanna lock wood.
Gay guy 2: Sure but I get to go on top
2. 'we made up and locked wood'.
by jockass November 20, 2009

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When your penis becomes erect and does not go down for at least an hour. This could be a problem when one is in class, wearing mesh shorts, grinding, or even cooking. The only solution is to lay back and call your girlfriend(s).
Dude, last night susan had to relieve my lockwood.

Susan is so hot she gave me a lockwood by just looking at her.
by j-man11 March 27, 2008

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A person who leeches onto his friends, at first appearing nice and jovial, and eventually turning into a total douche.

When said evolution happens, said lockwood is unable to separate right from wrong, what is socially exceptable and what isn't, and how he is newly percieved by those around him.

The practical age for a lockwood is 10-15, but lockwood can be found at any age level and of any or both genders.
Little Jimmy: hey man, watch out for "name", he's a total lockwood. He tried pushing us all onto the highway when we were biking, made fun of our girlfriends, and then when we told him what a lockwood he was, he tp'd our house.

Little Jimmy's possy: *nods all around*
by Grevmind September 06, 2009

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When your penis becomes erect and does not go down for at least an hour. This could be a problem when one is in class, wearing mesh shorts, grinding, or even cooking. The only solution is to lay back and call your girlfriend(s).
Dude, last night susan had to relieve my lockwood.

Susan is so hot she gave me a lockwood by just looking at her.
by j-man11 March 27, 2008

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