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Lockerboxing 

When you're having sex with someone, you also shove your nuts in them.
"No, I couldn't punch my son in the face- I didn't think it would be fair to him. So instead, we went in the backyard and lockerboxed." -Chad Daniels

Sorry. Had to make this real. Lockerboxing is actually: Helmet boxing or Locker Boxing (also called a "Cage Rage," "Buckets," "Helmet fight" or "Helmets and Gloves") is a game played by primarily teenage hockey or lacrosse players in their dressing rooms, basements, or locker rooms. ... There is false sense of security among teens that face and head are protected.
Lockerboxing by quin.lily November 1, 2019
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meat lockery 

To adhere to the qualities of a butcher's meat locker. Not to be confused with meat locker. Noticeably cold.
While everyone was complaining of the 100 plus degree heat, I was in my cubicle where the air was meat lockery.
meat lockery by Bestine September 28, 2008
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lockerboxing 

Lockerboxing is unique to hockey. It usually takes place in the lockerroom after practices. Players often leave the bottom half of their pads (except their skates) on and take off their shoulder and elbow pads. The fight consists mostly of blows to the head.
Who's lockerboxing today?
lockerboxing by Patriots!!! November 18, 2010

lockerfy 

the act of putting away your things into your locker
student has things in their desk... "I need to lockerfy my stuff"
lockerfy by meesh14 June 19, 2008

Lockerbie 

A small town near the England/Scotland border. Well known for hosting a terrorist attack in 1988 and ruining Christmas for everyone.
Lockerbie :The Terrorists that stole christmas

1988 was a year in which Christmas did not take place, why? Because some self-absorbed town in the middle of nowhere couldn't wait at least five days to crash a plane.
Lockerbie by DaBetts October 19, 2010

lockerboy 

The boy you see on the first day of school when you walk by his locker, which just so happens to be covered in pictures of bands you love. Ridiculously hot.
I walked by lockerboy in the hall today.
lockerboy by Sally411 December 8, 2005

Lockerbie 

A term used to describe friends of an extreme connection, that of a completely plutonic relationship.
Oh, she's not just my best friend, she's my Lockerbie.
Lockerbie by supergoofgus January 1, 2017