lockmanitis

the raspy voice that comes from a night of heavy drinking. usually brought upon by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smoking cigarettes with reckless abandon.

Joe - Man, I was so wasted last night. I don't even remember what happened at dimes last night.

Jamar- Whats wrong with your voice? Sounds like you are coming down with a case of lockmanitis!!

lockmanitis by LocKdOwn51 October 19, 2012

Lockmaned

The act of interrupting a conversation and interjecting comments that have nothing to do with the conversation.

Bob and I were planning our weekend trip when we got lockmaned by Rob who started talking about his deer camp.

Lockmaned by SURVYR September 7, 2010

Lokean 

One who honors Loki as their primary god; often has a good sense of humor and loves chaos. Many would not consider a Lokean to be a part of Asatru since Asatru is a reconstructionalist religion and Lokeans tend to be more Neo-Pagan although some do call themselves Heathen.

Scarlett is a Lokean who loves April Fools Day.

Lokean by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Lockman 

An indestructible force that can only be stopped by god himself.It's safe to say Lockman is no human but appears to take the appearance of one. Lockman has completed many great feats like bench pressing the weight of the earth while playing Fortnite and defeating Thanos with a mere thought.He wears a John Wick suit but his face is unknown to many, they die as soon as they appear only Goku was strong enough to see he had a suit on before dying.No mere mortal is able to see he has a suit on because they die instantly.

"Yeah i'd break he- wait a minute, Lockman?!?!"
"Let's just give up it's Lockman"
"Holy shit he just gave that guy anal prolapse by looking at him!!! run!!!"

Lockman by Lockman the all powerful May 22, 2019

Lockland 

Small village near Cincinnati. Poor, boring, and... small, Lockland has a school thats in the hole. Once a booming city, everything went to shit when P&G moved. Despite popular belief, its not a land of locks. About 200 or so people live there, and only 10 people have heard of it.

Guy 1: Yea, I live in Lockland.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Lockland..
Guy 2: A land of locks?
(Guy 1 procceds to stab Guy 2)

Lockland by WhiteyMcWhitster April 30, 2005

Locklan 

He's overall a funny guy who can be nice taller than most people has a great athletic ability and just is so random overall he's a good guy and is hilarious he's not always the brightest but can be smart.

Girl1: Damn Locklan be looking like a snack.
Girl2: Damn I wish I had him in my life

Locklan by Datgirlboo27 January 2, 2019

Lockman 

The middle Lockman who struggles to live up to his brothers legacy. He's that short guy thats usally always there and you can call anytime for advice and is over all a great guy and not a pig like other guys

Lockman

Lockman by Unknownangel April 28, 2009