Lofted 

Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.

That son of a bitch lofted me!

Lofted by Mr JD December 23, 2009

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.

commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'

LOFTED HOOF by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009

loafter

Noun. One who loafts. One who chills excessively for no reason, often to kill time or from a lack of things to do.

Son, this summer I've been a mad loafter.

You see those guys on the corner? They are next loafters, it's like they're glued to that spot.

loafter by unhhhstar January 3, 2009

Loafed up 

1. Like a cat chillin', content, just lookin

Person A: I wanna be like that cat loafed up

Loafed up by Loaf_man_ren123 October 16, 2023

loafter

n;loaft, loafting, loafted, loafter

someone who loafts. they take a fucking ridiculous amount of time to do something or get somewhere. people have a kind of love hate relationship with alot of loafters, cus alot of loafters are fucking jokes.

"yo, where the fuck is he? we've loafted hard on our dealer."
"he's fucking maad loafting."
"arrg, that guy is such a loafter."
"i know dawg, he's fucking loafter mc-loaft loaft."

he's SUCH a loafter.

loafter by sexystonedsinger August 1, 2010

loaften 

1. being lazy
2. synonym to chillen, only used in this context if your not really doing anything exciting
3. after you burn that 'i'm too lazy to move my body' feeling

( texting )
friend #1: 'hey what's up !'
friend #2: 'nothing just loaften with sam and kayla. any parties going on tonite?'
friend #1: 'yeah there's a house party going on ! txt you the detz'

loaften by ikwia June 23, 2009

Loafed 

Someone releasing a fat shit in your mouth while you are asleep.

Guy:1 Holy shit dude someone Loafed in your mouth!
Guy:2 *Mouth full of shit gurgle squish noises*

Loafed by BigCoke January 26, 2020