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A woman that becomes obsessed with swallowing any form of semen. Upon the sight or knoledge of semen within 5-10 meters, the " load lapper" becomes enraged with ingesting all matter in the quickest time possible.
this load lapper drained my penis of cum like a empty tube of tooth paste.
by sol harvey rosenberg July 29, 2009

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