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I'll order a pizza and pay for it 

What you tell a girl that doesn't like you. But you can't take a hint so you offer a pizza.
Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"

Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...

I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth! 

“I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!”
At this moment Quackity knew, he f*ked up

Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Used to indicate that the speaker resents being stared at while needing privacy,in general.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to say,as his cousin Michael stared at him.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 8-year-old Jamie protested,while everybody stared at him after he got depanted by the turtle and rabbit.

treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played 

Slang. If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.
Batman: As the famous Harley Quinn said treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played. Robin: what do you mean? Batman: If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Said in an angry or sarcastic way to indicate that you resent being stared at when you demand privacy.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to tell his cousin 10-year-old Michael and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,as they stared at him.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" yelped pantsless 8-year-old Jamie,after getting depanted by the turtle and rabbit as the crowd stared at him.

Tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.

To tickle someones dick in exchange for a nickel (.05 Cents).
Hey Jordan, tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.
Ok, lets meet behind the Walmart for it.