The most boring town, in the most boring county (Lancaster), in Pennsylvania. Lancaster has the highest Amish population and the most conservatives on the planet. There is nothing to do so everyone (who isn't busy being a conservative churchgoing Amish loser) just gets trashed and blazed. There is some chocolate factory and a lot of tourists. The place sucks.
Let's get blazed and take a 6 pack to Speedwell, Lititz is beat.
by Jay Ayy June 20, 2007