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lithuania 

A beautiful, strong-willed country that has miraculously survived the grip of soviet communists, corrupt invaders, and war-monging outsiders for centuries. Has approximately the same population as Toronto and is roughly the size of Ireland. Also the last country in Europe to accept Christianity.
Lithuania has pristine lakes, scented forests, and welcoming people. Lietuva tevyne musu!
lithuania by Caius Justinas May 8, 2005

Lithuania Man

Lithuania Man is a professional footballer from Portugal. He is also known for stat padding against the mighty countries Like Lithuania and Faroe Islands. He has a record for scoring 4 goals against the mighty country of Lithuania in a single match.
Lithuania Man stat padding adventure continues!
Lithuania Man by 6tydfsgrsa August 24, 2020

Lithuania man

lithuania man is a portuguese diver who is known for his diving skills.He is also known by statpadding against lithuania,andorra, sweden,latvia, faroa islands and lexumburg etc.sometimes,people also call him Lecceman or bologna man,He is also known as pendu in South Asia.according to his fans only spot kick and tap in matters for lithuania man,because providers of those spot kicks and tap ins are thier beloved fathers.
The favourite kick of lithuania man is penalty kick
Lithuania man by lecce00001 October 5, 2020

Lithuanian Hot Dog

Taking a dump that is at least 1 foot long.
After holding in the poop all day, Brian released a Lithuanian Hot Dog into his stepdad’s toilet.
Lithuanian Hot Dog by dad b October 30, 2018

Lithuania-Man 

An overrated Portuguese tap-in merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses.
Such are the tales of farming of the Lithuania-Man, legends say he sucks farmers dry and clean by his innate sucking abilities.
Lithuania-Man by Lisandro Martinez November 4, 2022

Lithuanian 

Lithuanians are from Lithuania...

So is my grandfather.
Lithuanian by HTML74 October 27, 2007