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Hypocritical Bitch. WiLL stab you in the back, steal your boyfriends, lie, NoT a friend at all. Do not ever trust a Lisa...brings people down so low that they can fall into a huge deep depression. A Lisa shows no compassion whatsoever, and doesnt care about anyone but herself. Money-hungry whore. A Lisa is someone who doesnt know what love is, and never will know. Fake.
dude 1 - 'ey man? You get paid?
dude 2 - yeah, but I took this chick out...all she wanted was my money- man, she was such a Lisa.
dude 1 - aw man that sucks, watch out for them golddiggers.

girl 1- where's your boyfriend?
girl 2- oh he left me for a lisa.
by watchOUTitsME October 27, 2010
67 185
A woman who can't write an interesting sentence (if she writes one at all). Someone who attaches herself to anything that can write an interesting sentence (see: barely) and worships them. An idol-worshiper, satisfied with taking a mountain of refuse and constructing gods. Possibly the most unattractive human being alive, if it were not always for her other half. A jealous, old, sad, chaos-inventing, mentally unstable hag. Unable to operate socially unless pitied... and that's easy.
by frostingisfattening February 06, 2010
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To do a "Lisa" is the physical act of summoning my aeons, e.g, to gain physical pleasure from a vibrating videogame controller. The term is of unknown origin but is believed to have come from somewhere in Southern England.
"Only I can summon my aeons!"

"Mindy was getting horny last night, so she totally pulled a Lisa!"

"Oh, gross, I saw my mom doing a Lisa last night with my new copy of Final Fantasy X!"
by SubjectSin February 26, 2009
57 285
Your alter ego...if you are drunk and you do something stupid, it was never actually was Lisa.
Chelsea: You were so drunk last night that you walked into my parents room, woke them up and literally fell on your ass.

Beth: Oh, that was Lisa, not me!!!!

Chelsea: And you were throwing M&M's on the floor claiming they were the devil.

Beth: Again, it was Lisa. She was in full effect last night!
by Beth Charpentier October 28, 2007
105 336
comonly used for; ugly, skanky, stupid, dumbass, can't control herself, no butt, unattractive, retarded, can't get any EVER, hated, bad grades, bad luck, bad friend, bad girl, self absorbed, conceited.
when i walk into the room, and i see a lisa i automaticly leave the room while gaging myself.
by blake jjjjj October 18, 2008
111 673
A slang term for someone who loves french fries.

Someone who is very bossy or loud. Usually have large amounts of pubic hair and perspiration problems.
1. I love these french fries so much. I can't get enough.
I must be a Lisa.

2. I liked that girl before it turned out she was a Lisa.
by annajolebob December 19, 2007
157 789
An Unattractive woman who has an unusually hairy face.
Usually preticularly hairy on the chin and above the lip(tash).
Girl 1: I forgot to shave today how do i look?
Girl 2: Like Lisa!

Guy 1:Dude I seen this totally hot chick walking towards me the other day but she got closer an she was a total lisa!
Guy 2:Downer man.
by Carol OO June 18, 2008
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