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Liquor Bones 

Aches and pains throughout ones bones, as a result of multiple day's of binge drinking.

Liquor Bones may lead to early onset Osteoporosis

Symptoms may include but are not limited too: Dry knuckles, Shaking Hands, Loss of Motor Skills, Sore Bones, Tooth Aches, Sweat glazed skin, Blurred Vision.

Some people have reported symptoms of aching bones combined with their face feeling like a cooked ham
Hey Warren, I have the worst Liquor Bones from the last couple days of drinking.

O man I have the worst case of Liquor Bones after drinking that entire 26 last night.
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Alcohol Liquor Booze 

the three words needed to summon a hole to hell, do not say unless you wish to meet the devil and have a nice tea party
dude 1: bro watch this

dude 2: ok bro go ahead

dude 1: Alcohol Liquor booze

dude 2: NO WAIT DUDE

dude 1: *gone*

Liquor Box 

-(LIKK'*her*'BOX) legendary Dogtown kickball team
- black bandana thugs
- Functional in noun, verb forms
"Go Liquor Box! beat those Rusty cocks!"

"Liquor Box now!"

"Liquor Box gently"

"oh yeah, Liquor Box, they're the best team in the Dogtown Division"
Liquor Box by sdsumac August 9, 2006

pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs 

A shorter sentence than "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" which uses every letter in the alphabet, a pangram. First mentioned in Mark Dunn's book Ella Minnow Pea.

There are 32 letters, only 6 are repeated, making this the shortest coherent pangram.
On wikipedia, they have a whole page devoted to pangrams. The only two that actually make any sense are "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" and "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." Besides these, there are many others that are used my different companies to test fonts.

act boot liquor 

A play on the phrase bootlicker. To act as a defender for authority figures, particularly when defending those with a great deal of power against legitimate criticisms. Typically used in memes, followed by an image of a whiskey bottle shaped like a cowboy boot.
"You're actually defending white supremacy? Didn't realize your ass want to act boot liquor."

bong liquor 

any type of alcohol used in a bong instead of bong water.
dude, we got so fucked using bong liquor instead of water.
bong liquor by wil315 February 9, 2008

booty liquor 

the finest of the booty eaters, they eat booty and get payed and pay to eat booty for a living
guy 1: ew that bitch is such a hooker!
guy 2: no no no, she's a booty liquor
booty liquor by Dachel March 9, 2019