(Noun) Liquishit, also known as the Squirts, is the nightmare of all fecal matter. You could be comfortably talking to a girl/boy you really like one moment, and the next moment you're clenching your fists and teeth just to resist the sudden urge to shit your pants. Once you do make it to a toilet, you destroy the bathroom. What feels like a volcanic eruption of 5 gallons of warm pudding comes violently streaming out of your asshole, causing the shit to splatter in the water quickly and splash back up all over your ass and possibly render the toilet unusable afterwards. The smell is horrific, and it's not always an easy cleanup. It is highly recomended to use a roomates item of clothing to clean the mess up and immediately burn it afterwards.
Be afraid.
Be afraid.
Dude 1: Dude I was at this party having a great time until..
Dude 2: Until what, dude?
Dude 1: Until I ended up getting the liquishits..
Dude 2: Oh my god dude! That's literally shitty!
Dude 1: Yes dude, it was. Thank god they had curtains in their bathroom or I never would have cleaned the mess up
Dude 2: Dude..
Dude 2: Until what, dude?
Dude 1: Until I ended up getting the liquishits..
Dude 2: Oh my god dude! That's literally shitty!
Dude 1: Yes dude, it was. Thank god they had curtains in their bathroom or I never would have cleaned the mess up
Dude 2: Dude..
by BeanR May 3, 2009
ooey-gooey oh-so-nice wet and wild semi-solid peri-sublimated anal excretion with a nutty flavor and rather dank odor.
by offended April 30, 2003
when others think you are peeing but it's coming out the other end. In some cases, follows closely behind a chart.
by gmsb October 2, 2009
by __DarnellBoat__ February 20, 2023