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A girl who is a subaru-driving earth-loving granola environmentalist, but who appears normal and lacks the foul odor and excess body hair of the typical granola.
"Man that girl was hot! And an environmentalist!"
"You sir, just had an encounter with the elusive lipstick granola!"
by Pedro et Raoul October 27, 2011

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