The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.
Penis example:

Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.

Idiot example:

Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!

Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!

Bill: Ahhh!!

Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.

Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
by Bilboson January 08, 2012
to knit / crochet - as in the linus club or project linus ( charity that donates knitted blankets to sick kids)
shes such a granny, all she does is linus
want me to teach u to linus
by rachel January 27, 2005
A lying jack-ass who thinks he is so totally awesome, when he is a nice guy but then changes when he feels like it.
Don't do a linus
by Scottishjumps May 27, 2010
father of the children, bo-stina and cammo milla. married and divorced with fido.
therefor linus is some one who is a ditching bastard.
-oh, look! there goes linus!
-yeah, but he was so mean to that poor fido..
by enold April 05, 2005

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