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Lincoln Park Highschool

A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.

Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…
Lincoln Park Highschool’s football team is so hot garbage.

lincoln high school 

LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL's like MLK Blvd.'s can usually be found in the urban ghettos of American cities. Usually, they contain a disproportionately high percentage of African-American and/or Hispanic students.
"I went to Lincoln High School, so you know it was not private, and it was not prep."
lincoln high school by Jean January 21, 2005

North Lincoln High School 

Where all the snakes, fuck niggas, and hoes go. 99% of the people who go to this school will get in your business, fein off your juul, or will be the whitest people you have ever met. The principal is always up your ass, and will take your juul. A lot of drug dealers have formally attended North Lincoln.
Damn you a bitch, you must go to North Lincoln High School.

Vincennes Lincoln High School 

Vincennes Lincoln High School, founded in 1897 as Vincennes High School, Is a high school known for being very rude, sexist, and having teachers that are pedophiles.

In 2018 they let an 18 year old student sexually assault a 16 year old student. They keep forcing their students to drop out and often have their rent-a-cop abuse students and walk in on them in the bathroom.

They often favor the kids in sports and let them smoke weed in the bathrooms. Also very cockroach infested..
Vincennes Lincoln High School lost to Jasper on their home coming

East Lincoln High School 

East Lincoln High School isn’t as bad as it all seems except for the fact that the only thing the teachers care about are vapes and dress code. Like damn people if I go to the bathroom and see someone snorting coke off the toilet seat I’m just gonna walk out. Oh and I think there might be some crossbreeding
Wow we made it on the news, why? We have 164 vapes confiscated in the past 6 months” “well that’s East Lincoln High School for ya”

Abraham Lincoln High School 

A performing arts high school located in the Rose Garden, a suburb in San Jose, California.

Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)

Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.

Notable alumni -

Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins

Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing

Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV

Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers

Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors
Student 1: Hey where do you go to High School?

Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?

Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?

Student 2: No shit sherlock.