This is where the dream of suburbia has gone to die. Once a mighty symbol of postwar economic strength, the promise of a slightly larger than inner-city yard. a house that has the exact same floor plan as your next door neighbor but in a different shade of factory polluted pastel with a matching detached garage.
The pride of the city: a shopping center built in 1957 an early example of a strip mall, torn down.
It's A place where the parks are filled with alcoholics sheltering in the dugouts of neglected baseball fields while surrounding themselves with the classiest of beverages: 40 ounce bottles of Old English 800, during school hours.
Where you can sleep soundly listening to the gun shots of meth-head neighbors whom have let their longstanding feud boil over.
Where police are too busy playing music over their car loudspeakers when watching street races vie for glory across the street in Detroit It's where at the local diner, a guy goes crazy after he finds out his girlfriend whom waitresses there has cheated on him with a cook, shoots the diner up only to die by rear ending a farm combine forty miles away in Monroe. Where growing up, you learn to tell the difference between different types of junkies before the age of eleven. It's a place where an ex-bouncer at the local dance club escaped from the basement with holes drilled through his hands. Where just breathing , quadruples your cancer risk.
Lincoln Park may be the reason white people are moving back to Detroit.
The pride of the city: a shopping center built in 1957 an early example of a strip mall, torn down.
It's A place where the parks are filled with alcoholics sheltering in the dugouts of neglected baseball fields while surrounding themselves with the classiest of beverages: 40 ounce bottles of Old English 800, during school hours.
Where you can sleep soundly listening to the gun shots of meth-head neighbors whom have let their longstanding feud boil over.
Where police are too busy playing music over their car loudspeakers when watching street races vie for glory across the street in Detroit It's where at the local diner, a guy goes crazy after he finds out his girlfriend whom waitresses there has cheated on him with a cook, shoots the diner up only to die by rear ending a farm combine forty miles away in Monroe. Where growing up, you learn to tell the difference between different types of junkies before the age of eleven. It's a place where an ex-bouncer at the local dance club escaped from the basement with holes drilled through his hands. Where just breathing , quadruples your cancer risk.
Lincoln Park may be the reason white people are moving back to Detroit.
"Going to hit up my dealer today to buy weed and some percocets, He's the 12 year old , smoking in that group across the street from the middle school, only in Lincoln Park, Michigan"
by Hoooboyyyyyy April 12, 2018
A place near Detroit. Alot of people think just because its near Detroit its "ghetto" but its really not. Its not the nicest place to live, but not ghetto. There are alot of "clones" meaning, alot of people who all look the same or try to. Everyone tries to dress the same way, or look "scene". Alot of kids smoke weed, and dont give a damn what you think of them. Mess with someone there, and MOST LIKELY, they're going to want to fight you.
Girl1 (talking to friends) She's just a slut, and I dont care about her.
---> NEXT DAY <---
Girl2 (talking to Girl1) I heard that you called me a slut ?
Girl1 Yeah, I did.
Girl2 BITCH!
*fight starts*
Lincoln Park, Michigan
---> NEXT DAY <---
Girl2 (talking to Girl1) I heard that you called me a slut ?
Girl1 Yeah, I did.
Girl2 BITCH!
*fight starts*
Lincoln Park, Michigan
by I.Live.In.Lincoln.Park July 27, 2011
"Lincoln Park" refers to the centrally located public high school in Chicago. The "Royalty" (as they are known) attend the school as members of the class of 2006. Lincoln Park Royalty (or LPR) consits of four highly devious teenage girls. Apart from being highly good looking and highly intelligent (if they do say so themselves), LPR is an undercover organization responsible for the majority of the nonviolent havoc-wreaking and trouble-making bestowed upon their poorly administrated school.
"-Oh gee golly Peggy Sue, did you see the flier that claims that the AP US History exam was cancelled?
-Oh, Lucy May, Bobby told me that Lincoln Park Royalty was behind it! What a witty idea!"
-Oh, Lucy May, Bobby told me that Lincoln Park Royalty was behind it! What a witty idea!"
by lpr January 14, 2005
Mark: You better hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband because the The Rapiest in Lincoln Park is rapeing everybody out there.
Timmy: No its alright, Everyone will be fine because The Rapiest in Lincoln Park is really dumd, foreal.
Timmy: No its alright, Everyone will be fine because The Rapiest in Lincoln Park is really dumd, foreal.
by EpicLady February 2, 2011
Wanna be drug lords, ok nerds, fuckbois, cliques but still better than Payton wannabes and Northside fags. Half the kids do weed and 75% of the IB kids are the type of kids to remind the teacher of hw. The school is lit and fucked up at the same time. #BakkeBestTeacher
by Another kid who goes here October 26, 2016
the hottest nail polish. i dont care if everyone and their mother is sporting it. Some peeps wear black nails, that's not as hot as LPAD but I'll let it slide...
by mar cor December 28, 2007
A school in the Lincoln park neighborhood of Chicago that is a perfect blend of "preppies" and "gangstaz". The school's mascot is a Lion and everything therefore has been tagged Lion's something, e.g. Lion's Roar newspaper. There is a hill nearby that a lot of people smoke at. Also, nextdoor is Oz Park which was the scene of a stabbing 3 or so years ago. Lincoln Park offers off-campus lunch starting Sophomore year but the neighborhood hates the kids, so that doesn't go too well...A whole bunch of freshies ditch to go off-campus and though a lot get caught, you might be lucky if the security guards are busy that day. There are two buildings - the Freshman building and main building. If you have classes in both, you get a yellow ID which some people manipulate to go off-campus when no one's looking. The school offers Arabic, French, Spanish and something else as languages and there are 4 levels of education - regular, honors, double honors and IB. You can always tell an IB kid if they are "texting" on their graphing calculators and such. The school has foodfights sometimes but other than that, there's nothing too exciting that happens. Yep, that's LP.
"Who's that kid with the graphing calculator?"
"Idk, must be some IB nerd from Lincoln Park High School"
"Idk, must be some IB nerd from Lincoln Park High School"
by a kid who goes there April 16, 2008