Abraham Lincoln High School

A performing arts high school located in the Rose Garden, a suburb in San Jose, California.

Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)

Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.

Notable alumni -

Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins

Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing

Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV

Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers

Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors

Student 1: Hey where do you go to High School?

Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?

Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?

Student 2: No shit sherlock.

by Switch' January 1, 2012

west lincoln high school

full of a bunch of tater digging cousin fuckers who yell "yee haw" all day long.

i fucked my cousin yesterday in the west lincoln high school locker room

by stonedatskool4life20 March 21, 2019

west lincoln high school

west lincoln high school is a school full of cousin fuckers, tater diggin’, tractor ridin’ hillbillies. They rub their clit with potatoes and shove corncobs in their vagina. If you don’t have a tractor to ride to school in then you ride your cousin.

“wow did you know west lincoln high school is where you go to get fucked by your cousin?”

by IsThatAUsb? January 19, 2019

West Lincoln High School

Where students over use the word “buddy” with friends that are bitches or virgins. They have girls with chlamydia and guys with small trucks. Freshman think they’re the shit and seniors thought they were athletic enough to beat Sidney Dollar.

“West Lincoln High School” was too much for CK and treyway are a bunch of fat losers

by Donovan Mitchel February 28, 2019

North Lincoln High School

Boring-ass fucking school, the two categories of kids include: boring ass sports kids and inbreds. The students at this school are all teacher's pets and will laugh at almost any corny ass joke the teacher makes. Hundreds of nicotine fiends call this school home. Don't even think about pulling out a juul in the bathroom or you will be swarmed by groups of wack freshman. "Dude I haven't had nicotine in an hour. Dude please! My mom took my juul bro. Stop being a dick bro let me hit it"

Did you hear about the kid who died a virgin? Oh yeah I heard that kid went to North Lincoln High School.

by 941flow February 9, 2019

lincoln jr high school

A ghetto ass school that looks a prison. Short ass people be sending nudes at age 11 . Bitchy ass school, principal be changing EVERY year. Fr fr

George: Did you go to Lincoln Jr High School?
Sam: Yes
George: You must be ghetto.

by Syeeet September 8, 2017

lincoln park high school

Wanna be drug lords, ok nerds, fuckbois, cliques but still better than Payton wannabes and Northside fags. Half the kids do weed and 75% of the IB kids are the type of kids to remind the teacher of hw. The school is lit and fucked up at the same time. #BakkeBestTeacher

Guy One: Got weed?
Guy Two: What's this look like, Lincoln Park High School.

by Another kid who goes here October 26, 2016