A limp dick douche bag, a guy who always has dicksmell on his breath. A very annoying person, place, or thing.
by savethebones May 15, 2012
The act of putting Vaseline on your car battery posts then sitting on them using your hairy asshole to clean the posts!
I walked into my friends garage and he was doing the Dirty Limpert. Not something I wanted to see but damn those post were clean!
by Fitterstuff May 19, 2022