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lil chris 

lil chris is defined to me as a really hot lad that joined a rock band formed by gene simmons on the channel 4 tv show 'Rock School', he played guitar and was the lead singer. After Rock School he went solo and is now doing very well with his hit single 'Checkin it out'. its wicked!!!
The reason he is called lil chris is quite obvious as he is small for his age (16) and is called Chris (last name-Hardman).
lil chris by xx_stacey_xx October 3, 2006
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lil chris 

The most retarded fucktard of a dipshit ever to produced by a stinking UK reality TV show. He's 15, and his voice is yet to break, and sounds worse than the lead singer from Simple Plan. His music literally makes your ears bleed, and you will not doubt cut yourself and become emo because of how awful it is.
Rabid fangirl: z0mg lil chris is so smexy lolz

Me: Fuck. Off.
lil chris by SadisticMonkey December 12, 2008

lil Chris 

Wanna be black rapper thinks he’s a good rapper ( but he’s not)
Lil Chris is so good

No he’s not
lil Chris by 0693 November 27, 2018

Lil Chris Ili 

A person who acts like and/or is an outright asshat that brags about how great and amazing they are at something when they truly aren't whatsoever.
"Quit being such a lil chris ili, dude"
"I don't hang around that guy, he acts like a lil chris ili"
Lil Chris Ili by MrCraptastic June 25, 2016

guys wtf is lil christ doing!!! 

omg guys wtf is lil christ doing!!!!! in the retarded closet!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf he also left the door oh no guys!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!! lil christ what are you doing!!!!!!!! ahhhhh!!!!
guys wtf is lil christ doing!!! oh no..... why does he do wtf in the closet every night when i come home!!!!!! OMG HE CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET WTF OH GOD OH FUCK!!!!!!!!! MOMMMMMY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

lilchrissing 

A synonym for "small man" used by the men and women of Divine Forces.
Joe: Get on TS! We are lilchrissing!
lilchrissing by RossMurray September 12, 2020