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Jakob likes dudes 

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.
A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes
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Dudes on me like Dillon 

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon

Dudes on me like Dillon 

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon

Be Dude-Like

Be happy. Be kind. Always have a smile on your face. Show up for others, especially when it’s hard. Become the comfort someone else needs.

Inspired by Dude — a therapy dog who spent his life visiting hospitals, comforting people on their hardest days and making strangers smile when they needed it most. He didn’t belong to just one person — he showed up for anyone who needed him.

When Dude crossed the Rainbow Bridge, he didn’t run toward paradise — he turned around and waited at the gate. Now, he welcomes every dog who arrives so none of them feel scared or alone, continuing the same work he started on Earth.

His mom says she’s proud of him for taking care of all the angels in Heaven, and his story continues to bring comfort to so many.

Dude only asks one thing:
Don’t be sad because he’s gone — find joy because he lived.

Not all angels have wings. Some have paws.
“She stayed when it mattered most — Be Dude-Like.”
“He made everyone feel safe just by being there. That’s Be Dude-Like.”

When you don’t know what to do… Be Dude-Like.

Be Dude-Like

A way of living where you put kindness first, show up for people on their hardest days, and make others feel safe and cared for.

Be happy. Be kind. Always have a smile on your face.

Inspired by Dude — a therapy dog who comforted people in hospitals and, after crossing the Rainbow Bridge, now welcomes every dog into Heaven so no one feels alone.
She sat with me when I didn’t want to be alone. That’s Be Dude-Like.
She stayed with me at the hospital all night. That’s Be Dude-Like.
He made someone feel safe without saying a word. That’s Be Dude-Like.

Eyes like a dude 

A female that has eyes like a dude, in the same way that Brendan Fraser or Chris Kattan have eyes like a bitch.
She's always trying to stare and look hard with the eyes like a dude.

I Like You, Dude 

Something very gay to say to a total stranger
"I know you said you weren't here to make friends, but i like you, dude."