liketurbating

To liketurbate: to stroke your own ego by liking your own status or comment for pleasure. From a similar word meaning to stroke your own genitals for pleasure.

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"OMG, he liketurbated again. I guess he's just trying to build a bigger fanbase, but really size doesn't matter."

"Let's see who liked this comment...oh, it's just her liketurbating. That was a waste of a click."

"Not sure if liketurbating out of self-confidence...or desperation."

liketurbating by I-Haz-Some-Awe December 27, 2013

Liketurbate 

That annoying moment when someone likes his/hers own status, pictures etc. on Facebook. We all know at least a person who liketurbates.

Some Guy added a new photo

Lets check out the likes.......
"Some Guy" likes this.

Oh wow... So this is " Liketurbate " OK...

Liketurbate by Xedeon112 June 29, 2012

Likesturbate 

1: the act of liking ones own status update, comments, pictures etc.
2: one who likes a status, comment, picture etc...then unlikes and likes over and over again.

One who practices both of these phenomena is considered a, "masterlikesturbater."

I am so proud of this status I can't help but likesturbate.

Likesturbate by Turdly Von Poopsinhausen January 26, 2014