light switch relationship

the couple you know who is breaking up like every other week. they are on and off all the time.

A: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.

by the onion! June 2, 2007

light switch relationship

when two people...most often gay...have a relationship that is on off on off. noone can ever keep up

a: Hey are you off to see ash tonite?
b: nah we broke up. i even deleted him off facebook
a: again?! ten bucks says your back together within a week
b: nah no way. its over. im single
a: man you guys are having a light switch relationship
b: your such a bitch
a: bet you your back on within a few days

by tootlepip March 18, 2010

LIGHT SWITCH RELATIONSHIP

when you keep goin back out with the same person a bunch of times.

i love this gurl to bad we have a light switch relationship

by Solomon Williams November 22, 2006