Women who share everything with each other. Differs from Beaches in that Lifetime friends are engaged in a subtle competition to determine who has been victimized most. Nearly every sentence in a conversation among Lifetime friends begin with "I."
Those girls seem like Beaches, but they are really pity-seeking Lifetime friends.

Did those Lifetime friends hear anything they have said to each other?
by Madame Sosostris June 29, 2006
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