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Lifebook 

When a person on facebook post statues all the time. Mostly and more likly about their life. These "lifebook" status are very annoying and no buddy likes them. Help make the world to be a better place and stop these mad people.
Jessica(20 mins ago) : OMG i was just at McDonald's and i only orderd fries :((( wahhhh.
Jessica(10 mins ago): wow i ate so much i feel fat. wahhhh
Jessica(2 mins ago): ughh some one make me feel better htc(:
Jessica(1 min ago): im bored some one text me wahhhh
Larry Buckley(just now): Dear jessica, this isnt lifebook, now delete your fucking facebook before i rip your toes off, shread them and make you drink it.
Lifebook by byebyelbookusers May 19, 2011
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liebooking

where someone intentionally puts a status they dont agree with about themselves. this could be in the form of a girl saying 'can't believe that bitch called me ugly, i know i am there is not a need to say it' in most cases no one has said a thing to the girl she just wants the guys to say she looks good or 'peng'. it can also be in the form of rating, 'rate me one to ten, even though you will not give me over a 1 I'm ugly' however tread on this carefully if you then say a number withing the 7-80 region they will say 'oh I'm least a 9' even though previously they were a 1 in there own head.
looks like that slag is liebooking for extra attention again
liebooking by Marti_j92 August 27, 2010
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LikeBooker 

Someone who makes statuses in order to receive as many 'likes' as possible.
A LikeBooker would make a status requesting 'likes':

example:
'Like this status if i have ever made you laugh'

or quoting lyrics from songs that people will know:

example:
'Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world'
LikeBooker by imastar34 February 25, 2010

lifelook 

He and I share a similar lifelook.
lifelook by LovesWords September 29, 2008
a book made from lies
that facetard believes what he got told by liebook and now he is an ill slave cast
liebook by dimension-next August 29, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026