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LIFE GUARDING 

when a man cums on another man or women's nose.
"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me

Fear of life guards 

Lifeguphobia, the fear of teenagers who scream, whistle at you and ruin your fun during the funnest time of the year ( fear of lifeguards )
Sally had lifeguphobia fear of life guards , so we had to go to a public pool

Garden of Life

Garden of life, a place to curl up to. a place of song and beautiuful instrumentals. Wonderful musicians that give roots to this music. Friendships, love, life, loss, and dreams. Life's journey of one individual shared with song, her garden. Love and song from Jeanne Rose to you. A dream found, a dream shared...
Garden of Life is but a dream, let it be your gift to help you create your own dream...
Garden of Life by gardenoflife February 5, 2010

Council Lifeguard 

A twat who feels there are smm (So much more) they lifeguard for the goverment, who are left wing extremists. They also watch small children in the kiddies pool.
*Man is watching a childs football match of which he has no relation to any players*
Trevor: "You such a council lifeguard it's unreal"
Man: It's true"
Council Lifeguard by Beanhead95 November 14, 2011

black lifeguard 

Like a unicorn or Bigfoot a Black Lifeguard is an urban myth
They say a black lifeguard haunts these waters.

lifeguard 

The best job you could ever have. Its a wonderful job where you get to work outside, meet new people everyday, and gain valuable experience for later in life. Many people think that guards just sit around and work on their tans. Yes, that is true to some extent, but there is a lot more to lifeguarding than most people think. Guards have to clean the pool/bathrooms/surrounding areas, check chemicals, balance chemicals, write incident reports, perform pump/filter maintenance, clean skimmer baskets, etc.

Managers have even more duties. They must do the scheduling for one or more facilities, make sure that the guards actually show up to work, and in general make sure that everyone is doing their job and that everything is running smoothly. And managers get paid pretty well.
17 year old Manager: I love being a lifeguard. I just got a $1700 paycheck for two weeks of work. I think I'll go shopping after I finish this week's schedule and fire someone.
lifeguard by Olshan December 15, 2007