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Bad Life Choices 

Hooking up with someone whom you know -for whatever reason- is someone you really should NOT be hooking up with.
It's 8AM Sunday morning, you're doing the walk of shame in last night's clothes... or what's left of them.

There's only one thought going through your head as you try to remember where your car is:
Dammit! I Make Bad Life Choices.

"Bad Life Choices" are usually sex-life related and tend to fall under having 'sexual relations' with 1 or more of the following; your boss, a co-worker, a cousin, a friend's lover, your mom's boyfriend, your ex's sister, a known player, total stranger or a random groupie and/or friday night ho, etc. etc. etc.
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Bad Life Choices 

Justin Biebers life
" Don't do a Justin Bieber " = Bad Life Choices
Bad Life Choices by Romeo 69 August 6, 2016

Definition of poor life choices 

Ieva (me)
-What's the definition of poor life choices?
-Ieva

Life choice 

A decision that impacts your life.
“I bet you’re regretting your life choice now” said when someone has chosen to leave there coat at home in the middle of winter.
Life choice by Rcka18 November 6, 2018

Life Choice 

Another way of saying "decision that will have a major impact on the course of my life."

Also used for comic effect to refer to minor day-to-day decisions.
Aaron: I just started doing methamphetamine.
Jonathan: That's a bad life choice.

Comic usage:

Bob: I just ate a half gallon of ice cream. That was a bad life choice.
Life Choice by mattjm June 12, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026