Hetero life partners are those dudes in history who should be together, but because people can't handle gay romances that's not allowed
by Damien T. May 30, 2022
Yo bitch im dumping you, now if you will excuse me im going on a man date with my Hetrosexual Life-Partner.
by Candidfraud March 30, 2012
I told the manager of Starbucks if he kept running his mouth I was going to go to his studio apartment downtown and fuck his blowup doll to which he replied “ she is an inflatable life partner”
by Bigroar April 6, 2018
"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."
or:
"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."
or:
"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."
by monica borbele May 2, 2012
May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
by Your Friendly Neighborhood Dyke April 29, 2008