A small, square mp3 player that is a brand other than apple, such as a sansa. Most liePod carriers tend to get offended when you tell them that their mp3 player is in fact, not an iPod.
John - Hey dude, check out my new iPod. It cost $150
Josh - Dude, that's a sansa. You paid $150 bucks for a liePod.
John - At least it works. A**hole.