by Clevemeyer October 21, 2015
A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
by B1992 June 29, 2016
2orry ii hadnt pegged you a2 a honky a22 liicker but ii 2hould have known better.
(urbandictionary is being dumb, it requires me to use the phrase honky ass licker in here)
(urbandictionary is being dumb, it requires me to use the phrase honky ass licker in here)
by geese_official December 20, 2019
by craycrayray January 18, 2021
Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
by Purple dood April 14, 2021
Taking a shot of Tequila with salt and lemon - but licking the salt and lemon from the bare skin of your partner.
by TheLicquerMan March 12, 2010