Lewiston Lobster 

A bright red hot dog, popular in Maine. Red hot dogs are also commonly referred to as a "red snapper", due to the sound made when biting into the natural red casing. Nickname is a tongue in cheek reference to Maine's more pricey bright red local delicacy. Lewiston being the state's second largest city, and largest inland population center and not a place one could fish for lobsters.

When you stop at Marden's later, see if they have any paper plates, because we're having Lewiston Lobsters and beans for suppah.

Lewiston Lobster by myrealname June 17, 2023

Lewiston 

The only city in Maine that has as many empty stores as crackheads. Also the only city in Maine that no one wants and thinks we should give to Massachusetts. Mainers manage to trick out of staters to go here by saying Bates is a good college but all the students there just buy drugs with their parents money.

Massachusetts kid: Im going to visit my Aunt in Lewiston, whats it like there?
Maine kid: Bro its just druggies and empty store fronts

Lewiston by pat October 27, 2014

lewistown 

the hell hole of the world!

lewistown montana

lewistown by shorty-florenica-92_XD December 16, 2008

lewistown 

the vortex of hell, located in a shitty area of montana.

welcome to lewistown where u will loose your soul.

lewistown by Soul-less in Montana February 23, 2009

Lewistown, PA 

A classical suburban hellhole located directly beneath the big brown shitstain on your map of Pennsylvania, known for it's extended use of bupes (once Heroin) and the red-blooded conservative bastards who illogically hate the Mexicans because of it.

Lewistown is occupied primarilly by pretentious, white, protestant, xenophobic, working-class individuals who have no clue what the word "xenophobic" means. The local high school students have begun to take pride in their football team's unbelievable losing streak.

See also, "what State College pooped out after a potentially death-defying binge of Taco Bell feasts."

A typical conversation in Lewistown, PA:

- "Gee, I sure hate those Goddamn Mexicans."
- "Yeah, they come up here and steal our jawbs down at the chicken plant.. Goddamn spicks."
- "Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Let's go shoot up some heroin!"
- "Awright, as long as you didn't buy it from no Goddamn beaners."

Lewistown, PA by Mussman! December 4, 2009

lewistown pa 

A stupid town full of attention whores and douche bag boys.

Wanna go to lewistown pa?

No, I'll get the swag std.

lewistown pa by From Lewsitown January 23, 2014

lewiston 

the shit stain in Maine's drawers.....some real cool kids, but very few and far between.......save yerself the trouble and dont come here, full of crackheads.....yay

whats there to do in lewiston??? get drunk and go to denny's......

lewiston by swyfthippi October 19, 2008