Joe Lewandowski: What?!?
John Smith: Nothing. I just love saying you name.
Joe Lewandowski: Yeah, it's awsome.
2. also tends to ramble on about the past and/or about their numerous state titles in the sports of baseball,football,or wrestling. And claim to have NEVER had a losing season.
3. this person also has never been acknowledged by anyone else for their "accomplishments"
4. a man who gets kicked out of their house by their "wife" most likely for their insanity. Usually forced to sleep in the teachers lounge or the janitor's closet. They also shower in the boy's locker room during their stay at the school.
2. Lewandowski: "Kids,if bad guys with assault weapons ever are outside those windows...we gotta be ready for them. It is myyy job to get you all out of here safely!"