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a person who sexually antagonizes inmates at a jail weather it is sexual sodomy or more as a creeper act of bound inmates being relentlessly tortured with night sticks until the guard ejaculates on there face out of sheer satisfaction
damn i got to get out of here that guard pulled a lew dave on me last night for hours and now my face is sticky
by pwnedbynate September 07, 2009

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