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listicle 

An article comprised mainly of a list of something annoying.

They are easy for content producers to create or plagiarize, and unlike news content, they remain "relevant" for years. Because they don't take long to read, visitors to the site are more likely to click on another listicle that interests them, generating more traffic. They are also bite-sized and frivolous enough to be shared on social media.
Listicles:
10 romcoms that were based on Greek tragedies
15 shocking things your cat doesn't tell you
The 7 things most commonly found in a celebrity's anus
listicle by 1101165 April 11, 2014
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Lesticles 

When a man has enormous balls and is afraid of nothing.
To go for it that much on fourth down is proof that Les Miles has huge Lesticles and fears no man.
Lesticles by Eric GringoLoco2 September 1, 2011

lefticle 

Short for left testicle.
The baseball bat crunched my lefticle.
lefticle by Tyler July 14, 2003

messticle 

Drunken or drugged up male who is a hot mess and behaving badly.
Did you see Joe stumbling down the street acting a fool after the Cubs game? That guy was a messticle!
messticle by foosbabaganoosh July 18, 2011

lefticle 

n. The left testis.
Lick my lefticle.
lefticle by jeronimo111 June 10, 2010
Suck my lesticle(left testicle)!
Lesticle by Din Tyrone July 25, 2009

lusticle 

The usurped scrotum contents of a man in heat.
The lusticle took over the man's mind as he watched the flapjabber undulate under the influence of a well greased and deeply sincere yodel.
lusticle by iam3toed April 18, 2011