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lezmerized

when a (typically) heterosexual woman is attracted to another woman.
Whenever I see Angelina Jolie, I get lesmerized.
lezmerized by girlwonder February 1, 2005

lesterize 

verb; to comment on a Facebook comment that was posted by someone to whom the status update does not belong or to banter or converse back and forth with other posters while the individual who posted the original status is unaware

Also, listerize
I woke up this morning to 300 email notifications. Boy, was I lesterized!
lesterize by ukeyonna September 24, 2010

Lesmeister 

The name of someone who I know that is super smart and has to deal with me all the time.
LESMEISTER you doing a great job!!

mesmerise 

Mesmerise is the most amazing girl in the world she will stand by your side till the end she's also crazy
Mesmerise is mesmerizing
mesmerise by Myworld11 January 19, 2017

Lesmerized 

The two girls kissing held me suddenly lesmerized.
Lesmerized by whereischucks September 14, 2009
To imitate Hannibal Lecter (aka Hannibal the Cannibal) when told there is (insert meat product, usually liver) for dinner.
Typically used to annoy vegetarians/those of sensitive disposition.
Also very effective at parties to put others ahead of you in the queue off their food so you get all the good stuff.
"Hey, guess whats for dinner? Liver and bacon."
"PftPftPftPft"
"Eww. Whatever, do you have to lecterise? "
Lecterise by photonic April 16, 2007