Lesticles 

When a man has enormous balls and is afraid of nothing.

To go for it that much on fourth down is proof that Les Miles has huge Lesticles and fears no man.

Lesticles by Eric GringoLoco2 September 1, 2011

lefticle 

Short for left testicle.

The baseball bat crunched my lefticle.

lefticle by Tyler July 14, 2003

lefticle 

n. The left testis.

Lick my lefticle.

lefticle by jeronimo111 June 10, 2010

Lesticle

The left testicle

Suck my lesticle(left testicle)!

Lesticle by Din Tyrone July 25, 2009

lenties 

1. Crunchy roasted lentils
2. A brand of lentil snacks

I made myself some lenties. They came out pretty good, but i'll probably just stick to buying them from Lenties.

lenties by Leonard Tillerson July 22, 2019

Tender Lentils 

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'

"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"

Tender Lentils by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021

lesticle

A name given to a castrated testicle. i.e. Less one testicle=lesticle

I hear Rosie keeps her lesticle in a jar!

lesticle by GRC July 16, 2007