jens lehmann

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.

Jens Lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.

jens lehmann by Pobecax April 22, 2006

Jens Lehmann

Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.

Person 1: Jens Lehmann is a complete fuckwit!
Person 2: Stfu he is a complete legend..

Jens Lehmann by Das Jens December 9, 2008

lehmanny moment 

an act of sheer stupidity, especially when the culprit is capable of brilliance.

Jim aced his math test, but forgot to put his name on it, thus receiving a failing grade. What a lehmanny moment!

lehmanny moment by Maxwellll June 21, 2008

lehmanned 

Kuniva got lehmanned by thee great Eighte

Kuniva got lehmanned by thee great 8eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lehmanned by Eighte April 26, 2004

Lehmann 

A colourful boy who likes to talk about pen island all day long and likes to hide under sheets sucking his "thumb".

"OMG, that Jake kid has turned into such a lehmann".

Lehmann by that mexican kid. November 13, 2010

lehmann 

a person who is tall and fat with a small penis.
a person who is a man with a vagina.
a person who is lame.
a fat and tall lazy person.

hey look at that lehmann.
he is such a lehmann.
are you a lehmann?

lehmann by goolgoog August 29, 2020

lehmann 

a tall and fat person with a small dick

hey look at that lehmann.
he's such a lehmann.

lehmann by goolgoog August 29, 2020