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Leaving the dick bag at home before stuffing a broad like a christmas goose; filling shorties like boston cream pie doughnuts
Bro #1: How was it bro? Did you split the check?

Bro #2: Not only did we split the check, but I also got to go back to her crib and leave the change
by EstebanSXSW March 19, 2010

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