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Lazer tag 

code name for smoking weed
try smoking and then go play laser tag and tell me it isnt the most fun thing you have ever done
What kind of gun do you have
Want to go play some lazer tag?
Lazer tag by funguy2188 May 14, 2011

lasertag slow blow 

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.
Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

lazer tag 

to flick a cigarette at some one intentionally trying to burn them. (can also be done with any other cigarette type item i.e: joint, roach, etc.)
dam jesse lazer taged me and burnt a whole in my shirt
lazer tag by billybob joekongfro December 26, 2007

BEYOND Lazer Tag

Everyone's favorite sandwich. :)
"Thanks, BLT! You'll always be my favorite sandwich."
BEYOND Lazer Tag by Fush June 26, 2003

Lasertag 

one of the only 2 times you are legally allowed to shoot children (the other being nerf wars) It usually goes something like

hit player=gain 10 points
get hit=lose 5 points
getting hit results in your blaster and sensors being deactivated for 10 seconds
either FFA, 2 teams or 4 teams
kid: YOUR TRASH YOU ONLY HAVE 25 POINTS

me: well atleast im not trying to make others feel bad about their lasertag score because I have a lower score than them

kid after realizing he only got 5 points: FUCK
Lasertag by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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