by mr Goat 69 April 16, 2021
by Mincraf lets play March 10, 2022
When a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. This person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. Often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. In rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”
"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!" screamed Eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.
"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer
"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer
by Kenny Joshkeith August 3, 2009
by Jaynik June 14, 2007
When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.
While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.
by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016
1. to perform the actions seen in the major lazer video pon de floor
2. to thrust one's body against someone else repeatedly and at many different angles
2. to thrust one's body against someone else repeatedly and at many different angles
He picked her up and major lazered her on the table.
Did you see him jump off the ladder and major lazer her.
I'm going to major lazer you at the club next week.
Did you see him jump off the ladder and major lazer her.
I'm going to major lazer you at the club next week.
by gEtiTgUUd October 20, 2009
The place where anyone who is pimp, cool, hardcore, extreme, or sexy hangs out. Lazer quest simulates you killing people with lazers and gives older people a chance to boost their ego by destroying little kids at it.
by RocktheJordan July 22, 2006