lawyer dog 

When a person is arrested and does not want to be questioned without legal representation, requesting a lawyer dog, or a "lawyer dawg" should stop the questioning until you get your legal representation...unless you are in Louisiana. They dont care about stuff like constitutional rights

The Louisiana Supreme Court has refused to hear an appeal from a suspect who says police should have stopped questioning him after he said, “… so why don’t you just give me a lawyer dog.”

lawyer dog by Lawyerdawg November 4, 2017

Lawyer dawg

Also spelled lawyer dog or lawyerdog. A canine lawyer. The most prestigious and highest paying job a canine can have. They're usually very cute because they have glasses and they carry their briefcases in their mouth. According to the sixth amendment, you are entitled to a lawyer dawg in the United States.

1: "Just give me a lawyer dawg"
2: "OK."

Lawyer dawg by Gjord September 5, 2022

lawyer dogged 

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer

Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged

lawyer dogged by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023

doctor-lawyer

1. In the Alex Nagy Dictionary, a doctor-lawyer refers to the occupation which every non-drug addict in the world should aspire to have. Should be pronounced as a single word.

2. The job that Andrew is one day going to have... whether he likes it or not.

Nagy: "You gonna be a doctor-lawyer, son?"
Andrew: "Actually, I was considering going into the adult film industry."
Nagy: "Noooooo, sonnnnnn, nooooo!"

doctor-lawyer by FiggyTheFinger October 8, 2005

my dads a lawyer 

A child who's farther is a lawyer. This child is usually stuck up, posh and rich. The child is usually a boy who hates poor people and looks down on the, for not being well educated. Women throw themselves at hi, and are after his money and rich lifestyle.

My dads a lawyer

Black guy- imma beat you up , this is my hood
White boy- you dare lay a finger on me I'm calling my dad....my dads a lawyer

my dads a lawyer by Graduate 2009 March 11, 2017

devil's lawyer 

One who argues against a popular and politically correct cause or position, as a committed opponent, to convince people to reconsider their views.

-Daniel just made a post talking shit about all the refuges from Syria, saying they shouldn't come here.

-Yeah, but you know he's the devil's lawyer.

devil's lawyer by mod3 February 29, 2016

dutch lawyer 

The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.

That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.

dutch lawyer by WalenskiWalenski May 21, 2018