lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

lasering the target by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

Laurening 

To post absurdly large numbers of photos of seemingly quite mundane events. That is, to digitally chronicle every second of an evening.
Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).

Past participle: Lauren'd

Neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bloody photo albums and i just got tagged in 79 photos
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!

Laurening by BWATMAN May 16, 2010

Lawning

Verb. The act of disposing of burnt cooking waste by means of throwing it on the front lawn.

Bro, please tell me you are going to pour that burnt chicken marinade down the sink?

Nah uce, i'm lawning that good good

Lawning by Jimmy Mingo June 16, 2018

Lawyering 

The act of doing or performing lawyer like tasks.

Nikki was the best at lawyering.
She went to work to do some lawyering.
All the other lawyers were impressed by her lawyering skills.

Lawyering by Rahc September 8, 2007

lewdening 

The act of a person (mostly lolis) going beyond the normal level of lewd; for example the transition from ecchi to hentai.

Girl: Big brother in your absence I begun to unlock the full potential of my loli powers.

Boy: Excellent you have just experienced a 'lewdening'. with every loli you destroy your lewdness shall grow. Come we must go somewhere to continue your training. We must make you lewder

Girl: I love you big brother.

Boy: As I you!

*Police sirens*

lewdening by tfwntai August 15, 2017

Lawsoning

Lawsoning- (Law-suhn-ing) Verb- The act of giving the appearance of popularity, even though you truly are a sober weenie. (2) noun- The act of posting drunk facebook statuses to act cool even though you are, indeed, a sober weenie. Highly effective in obtaining friends.

man, that dude is so lame. but right now hes lawsoning so well i want to text him and hang out with him.

Lawsoning by bshine August 6, 2011

Larsoning 

To cancel, or desperately wish to cancel, plans you eagerly made. The more enthusiastic you were when you made the plans, the more you wish you wouldn’t have made them.

I’m supposed to go for drinks tonight but I’m thinking of Larsoning out.

Larsoning by Lattecap September 19, 2020