Lavitz

The absence of ability to speak english.

Oh shit I lavtitzed the other day because I'm dutch.

by KFC July 30, 2004

lavitz

To either be drunk and/or high at all times, yet pretend to be coherent, logical, and intellectual simultaneously.

I'm so fucked up right now... UgH stop acting like a child with the mental capcity of an inibriated 3 year old.

by Blair December 7, 2004