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Lauren is a beautiful and hilarious girl who is well-liked by her peers. Although she seems super confident and is always surrounded by guys, a Lauren tends not to have kissed a boy despite being aged 17-18. Most Lauren's are attracted to wealthy men like dentists, yet no amount of money will get them anywhere near the tongue.
A Lauren is usually a high school dropout causing her to be ignored. Despite this, most Laurens also tend to have well paid jobs which they absolutely love.
Although a good friend, a Lauren usually has a bad habit of spouting crap all the time. You can never truly believe a word that comes out her beautiful mouth.

Another skill usually possessed by a Lauren is her ability to friendzone guys. This is the cause of many a Lauren's sexual frustrations.
Example 1

Guy :"damn, Lauren is so hot!"
Girl : "yeah, but I heard she is a freak!!"
Guy:" I'm not going near her then"

Example 2

Guy 1 :"what's up?"
Guy 2 :"oh man I just got friendzoned by Lauren"
Guy 1:" that's ok dude, I heard she's never even kissed anyone"
by Leonardotolley654321 January 23, 2014
 
100.
A Beautiful girl with an amazing personality who likes Ian
"Hey look at Lauren she is lookin great today"
"yea but dont go for her, she likes Ian and no one else"
by Totally not ian April 22, 2013
 
101.
a person who knits, drinks tea and reads and is typically called a lauren
ha look at that person over there she is such a lauren
by pseudonym12343445 January 16, 2013
 
102.
Beautiful, magnanimous, extroverted redhead that bears slight resemblance to a turtle/pre-historic creature. Lauren is an excellent volleyball player and artist and is adored by all.

Lauren is the kind of girl who is constantly explaining things to people, because she is so smart and so kind to those less intelligent than she.

She has freakishly long nails, but they are always clean. She sometimes wears sweatpants to school, and other times she wears a dress; either way, she never looks out of place and always looks divine.
Person A: Gee whiz, is that Lauren?
Person B: Sure is! She is easily recognized by her talon-like fingernails and long red hair.
by EscapeThisPlanet November 05, 2012
 
103.
A little hellhole with no stores. A literal ghosttown. SUCKS BALLS. Located in upstate New York
Morris, milford, edmonston, and cherry valley all suck balls like laurens
by amonaco23 April 03, 2011
 
104.
A cute, short, blonde girl who loves life and tinkerbell
She cares about so many people!
I know! That must be Lauren!
by BringItOn37 May 19, 2011
 
105.
Lauren is a jew
Anthony: dude lauren is such a jew
Jordan: a stupid jewish ass hoe.
Liam: sex
by Nastyzeke June 10, 2013