Zach's launguage 

We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal.

Idk: It's a 100% no.
Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not.
I guess I'll be there: He won't be there
Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix.
I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys
I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it.
I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him.
"Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago.
You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips.
I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours.
I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.

Kody: Yo zach! You tryna go to the park and ball?
Zach: Yes
*He disappears off the face of the earth and can not be contacted for the next 48 hours*

Zach's launguage: Missleading context clues the boys need to watch out for.

Zach's launguage by Choady Cockgargler September 19, 2020

American Sign Language 

A series of hand gestures, each representing a letter of the alphabet or an entire phrase; Very useful to deaf people & also if you're somewhere ya gotta be quiet so you just sign instead of talk. It originated in the early 19th century in the American School for the deaf in Hartford, Connecticut.

Monica's daughter is deaf so I got to see American Sign Language in action. It was a very interesting experience & her siblings knew how to sign too; their fingers just flew!

American Sign Language by Starchylde June 8, 2016

tough language 

Profanity-laced, colorful metaphors describing those kinds of people and places. You know the ones.

The President used tough language to describe the people and countries that are keeping America from becoming great again. You know the ones.

tough language by Bogrimm January 17, 2018

Sign Language 

SIGN language is a debating tactic used by most women and male feminist by engaging in language meant to Shame, Insult, Guilt, and a Need to be right against their opponent when they themselves can’t present a cogent argument based in facts, statistics and/or logic.

Kevin: Today’s modern female wants a traditional male but yet they’re not traditional women. They’re not equipped to be traditional women, they weren’t raised that way, nor do they want to be that way.

Female: Who hurt you? You’re just bitter and you probably have small penis. You obviously hate all women including your mother, and you don’t know what you’re talking about because you’re just a simple man.

Kevin: I’m Red Pilled, and your SIGN Language doesn’t work on me.

Sign Language by MGTOW Black March 9, 2021

ancient albanian sign language 

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.

-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

ancient albanian sign language by i have no handle July 13, 2022

Batty Language 

To speak in the native language of the anus.

John really was a tit and fluent in the batty language too!

Batty Language by green923jade October 15, 2016

hope language

autocorrected keyboard smash

no one:
hope: jerusalem assc sushi’s ajveifhxnw eucalyptus heveos wfyegrf

jerusalem gc: and thats on hope language

hope language by kaileybigimping December 8, 2019