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laundromat sex 

When you go into a laundromat to wash your clothes and you witness a sexual encounter in one of the dryers.
I think that most laundromat sex is fueled by good old meth.
laundromat sex by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

laundromat turding 

A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.
We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!

Laundrotate 

Verb. The act of:
1)moving the washed clothes to the dryer, 2)folding the dried clothes and
3)putting a new load into the washer


Can be used to describe any of these three actions in combination of two +
As soon as the dryer is done, it will be time to laundrotate.
Laundrotate by pippalotta October 16, 2008

laundromat holocaust 

using the clothes of the girl you've just had sex with to clean your cock.
the pakistani dry cleaner was shocked and horrified by the stains he found on the young girls jacket....it truely was a laundromat holocaust.

laundromat

with laundromat you can get your clothes clean;

it is important that you choose your laundromat carefully especially if you are going to wash sth valuable; in a good laundromat, for example, you can adjust the speed of washing (in case of delicate stuff you should rather use low speed: then it will not be damaged and still clean eventually)
Look there, I really like this laundromat! Let's go for it: it looks like the quality is high and it has many functions.
laundromat by xalena September 22, 2006

Polish Laundromat 

Riding in the bed of a pickup truck as it drives through an automatic carwash while wearing your clothes.
Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat
Polish Laundromat by C-Blon January 5, 2009