Latvija 

Latvija = Latvia

Latvia/Latvija is a beautiful country

Latvija by SurfyMod July 13, 2021

Latvian roulette 

Playing Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol.

A semi-automatic pistol, unlike a revolver, automatically inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked, removing the chance of living.

In Latvian roulette, player always lose, suffering end.

Such is life in Latvia.

Latvian roulette by winterd September 4, 2013

Latvia 

This is where British chavs go for their stag parties. None of their mates ever get laid, because Latvian girls are way too classy for them. Also, there's more to Latvia than its quaint capital Riga.

The country has made huge progress in the past two decades. It's definitely one of the world's most agreeable places to live in!

- Where are you going?
- To Latvia.
- Cool! Are you flying AirBaltic?
- Sure. I've been boycotting effing Ryanair for ages.

Latvia by naali November 24, 2011

Latvian Train collision 

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.

"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."

Latvian Train collision by Ekker October 10, 2021

Latvian firecracker 

The act of an anal sex that involves the receiver getting atleast 1 firecracker up the anus. When she refuses, or things go bad, the man will fly over to Latvia and live his life and start over again.

Me and my girlfriend felt daring, we decided to try the Latvian Firecracker. It's a shame she's not here anymore.

Latvian firecracker by Jizzy Gerald August 19, 2021

Latvian waxing 

Latvian waxing is when a person who consumed large amount of alcohol falls asleep in bed with lit cigarette causing the whole house get burned to the ground.

I became homeless after my Russian roommate had drunk the whole bottle of vodka and died of Latvian waxing

Latvian waxing by Filips Adamenko October 30, 2017

latija

Latija is a total hipster. Although, she isn't boring. She is beautiful, funny, and smart! You'll never find another one quite like her!

Latija is beautiful.

latija by that_one_thing December 19, 2013