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Platteville Scale 

The scale for rating women at University of Wisconsin Platteville. There are almost no good looking women in the school, so the traditional 1-10 scale does not apply. At platteville, you add 3 points to the score you would typically give a girl. 8's, 9's ,and 10's do not exist. Normal 5=platteville 8
Normal Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Pry like a 4 man shes nasty!

Platteville Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Oh shes pry about a platteville 7. I'd do her.
Platteville Scale by big thomas December 6, 2011
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Lakeville South 

North may suck, but Lakeville South swallows
Lakeville South by LNHS Gang July 31, 2020

Lakeville, MA 

A small town 45 minutes south of Boston. The town got it's name for having a large amount of lakes located within such a small town. There are 5 lakes in Lakeville, with Assawompset Pond and Long Pond being the most well known. Lakeville shares Apponequet High School with the neighboring towns of Freetown and Assonet. Many people that are not from these towns wrongly think that Apponequet is a town itself.
(Non Lakeville, MA resident): So you said you're from Apponequet?

(Lakeville, MA resident): I'm from Lakeville! The school is named Apponequet. Not the town!!!
Lakeville, MA by ktom987 November 2, 2011

Platteville 

A small, but expanding town in southwest Wisconsin. The main form of entertainment is Wal-Mart. The college provides multiple activities, including the Center for the Arts (CFA) which often has very good concerts and performances.

It is often described as boring, but it is a nice little town to live in.

Nicknames include:
P-Ville
P-Vegas
I live in Platteville, where do you live?
Platteville by nerd4life March 4, 2009

Lakeville 

Lakeville is a city 20 minutes away from anything cool, such as minniapolis and MOA. It used to be farmland until Edina ran out of relistate and all the rich bastards started moving into Lakeville instead. People in lakeville are usually either really straight edged wealthy pricks that trim their surban lawns with a nail clipper or are under the misimpression that they are really cool and badass, soley based on the fact that they do drugs. They say things such as "lakeville is so f-ing gay" when secretly they never want to leave their alcoholic tye dye wearing friends. Lakeville police are everywhere and have nothing to do but bust kids for drinking and drugs.
lakeviller1- "Dude totally lame. In jail the last 6 days. The po-po totally busted me dealing crack again"

lakeviller2- "No way. same here two weeks ago, cept for punching this cop. Still living with your parents in lakeville?"

lakeviller1- "yea dude you?"

lakeviller2- "yea man"

platteville pterodactyl 

While doing a chick doggystyle, start flapping your arms and making pterodactyl noises. As she begins to look very confused, pull out and stick your penis in her ass. She won't know it even happened.
Dude, I gave this the platteville pterodactyl last night, she had no idea....

Latreille 

When you're doing doggy style with the gf while cutting chicken , all the while your dogs stare at you
Steven and Melody were bored, so they spiced up their night by doing the "Latreille"
Latreille by Dr T Sanchez December 30, 2013