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Lasties get assties 

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”
“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son
Lasties get assties by Dabundy November 27, 2017
Death caused by taking a selfie
The young man was a victim of a lastie over the weekend when he fell to his death taking a selfie
Lastie by The observant human January 4, 2019

lucy lastic 

a complete slag who will sleep with anybody cos her knickers have loose elastic so always come off.
omg, did you see shontelle sleeping with ricky, she is such a lucy lastic
lucy lastic by sahim forever November 17, 2009
You are not my firstie, but lastie.
lastie by Ceyda Akbal May 9, 2018
alluring, a perceptual experience of pleasure and satisfaction. An interpretation of some entity as being in balance and harmony with nature. An archetypal character of literature and art.
Every woman desires to be defined as Lautice.
Lautice by divinegenuineetc February 2, 2010
A Japanese band formed in 1996. Consisting of Ryuichi Ishiyama on vocals, Kyoichi the lead guitarist, Tomoaki Takasaki on guitar, Yuki on bass, and Ryo on drums, their music is mainly slower rock. Ryuichi's voice has good range, and his lyrics are fairly standard, but there are songs where he is quite imaginative. Kyoichi's guitar solos are always complex, and the other member's parts are equally likeable.

They stayed together until mid-2001, and released a very mysterious indies mini album "R". Really. It's called that!
Damn, too bad I wasn't into Jrock while Lastier was around. I would have loved to see them play "Freeze Out" and "is the END".
lastier by IcyHaku October 19, 2004