by Bigdaddymamba January 15, 2022
Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.
Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?
Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick
Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?
Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.
Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick
Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?
Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.
Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012
When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.
Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.
by Sickboydave December 22, 2016
by Val665 December 4, 2010
this is commonly used to describe basically anything which is bad as opposed to good! eg: small child falls of his or her bike! 'that was lassie and knives'. Term is used most commonly in the early hours of the morning after a large consumption of alcohol! Females with the initials J A W are most likely to use this term!
by J.W October 4, 2007
A true lady, not stuck up but oozes class and self respect. Knows how to take care of her man and is a fantastic mother. Has sound morals and wouldnt watch a dog go hungry.
by lorraine scott August 15, 2006
Amber says: "Omg, girl, I am so horny but I'm wearing this chastity ring!"
Michelle says: "Just get your dog to give you some Lassie Licks, that's what I do. Then you're still technically a virgin!"
Michelle says: "Just get your dog to give you some Lassie Licks, that's what I do. Then you're still technically a virgin!"
by aj/dg August 14, 2008