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punched lasange 

A disgusting or messy vagina
Her fanny looks like a punched lasange
punched lasange by Ellis's mum January 24, 2018

Meaty Lasagne 

An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.
I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.
Meaty Lasagne by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

Punched Lasagne 

A Vagina after child birth.
Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

Poo Lasagne 

Usually found in college/university student accommodation.

Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next...

Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.
"Jesus christ, there's a six-foot poo lasagne in there!"
Poo Lasagne by Pupu October 7, 2005
the wrong way to spell lasagna
DUDE YOU SPELT LASANGA WRONG
lasanga by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018

A punched lasagne 

An insult

If someone calls you a punched lasagne they are calling you fugly
'I wanna date harry'
'Ewww what no he looks like a punched lasagne'